sam. twenty-one. massachusetts (currently living in chicago). etsy shop: letsgetfancy ❥ sarcastic. ridiculous. friendly-ish. likes: music. funny people. watching youtube videos of animals at odd hours of the night. bearded gentlemen. saturday night live. sleeping. record stores. tattoos. late night drives. thrifting. dislikes: ultra-conservatives. people who use religion as an excuse for being an asshole. small children. bad drivers. ignorance. teenagers. rudeness. Tumblr (3.0; @bitchymcwhore)http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/368593768793e3d8ed84c746909eca12/tumblr_mfnae436Qp1rlkdyno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/42599130759http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/42599130759Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:43:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af86b85091ce4d52b7af3da63cb70eb/tumblr_mf7lhcPb6P1rfmb7io1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/40620907072http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/40620907072Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:37:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9948338842c951a8e0ff17d9abdb1586/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cbbf1f7f8f8cf5d0eb7b287f5e4f245/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2612e45176dd9452db0c220ae0891cbf/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3af20be63bbe5b92972a679c95213da7/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f1904ed98138c1cb2160c034560b213/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62a182f063e6e6d0f5dc03642af8ff6e/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/40520647024/will-and-kristin-swifting-so-hard-swifoting">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will and Kristin “Swifting” so hard. </p> <p>Swif•ting : The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.</p> </blockquote>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/40620893205http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/40620893205Tue, 15 Jan 2013 15:37:40 -0500kristen wiigwill ferrell<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galacticdad.tumblr.com/post/38966420103/growing-up-means-realizing-a-lot-of-your-old">galacticdad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes</p> </blockquote>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39949382697http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39949382697Mon, 07 Jan 2013 15:41:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/883e25a0337f7587f778a0b6d0f41908/tumblr_mg4kl1zh6q1rphr0po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lynnlynn-121.tumblr.com/post/39694705446/theres-literally-nothing-more-perfect-than-this">lynnlynn-121</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s literally nothing more perfect than this.</p> </blockquote>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39706911339http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39706911339Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:15:37 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o10_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o9_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o7_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o11_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88iD7rJ1rwpn15o12_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39706765697http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39706765697Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:13:48 -0500lars and the real girlryan gosling<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1072b47fa71cc7da74781854301baf83/tumblr_mfvjqcMlYi1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/39269995373/perfect-image" class="tumblr_blog">ryanhatesthis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>perfect image</p></blockquote>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39327823488http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39327823488Mon, 31 Dec 2012 15:16:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyimilv86P1r2hf4ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39275855867http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39275855867Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:59:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6dd37bfd3342f457f342acb19f553eb2/tumblr_mftflrTCgJ1rstzpoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My favorites.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39163869253http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/39163869253Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:22:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luki9u7ERS1qak6rao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38806422674http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38806422674Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:29:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a571a32d37f3cb228b48276c8146fba/tumblr_mfk951qCqv1rstzpoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Neighbors had a firework show.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38754421850http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38754421850Mon, 24 Dec 2012 19:24:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb88951fffcc90c1d0e7b4a5eb63d631/tumblr_meu8e6bvNM1rogb13o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41aa3b3c49a96763a2d395fcb6a6b711/tumblr_meu8e6bvNM1rogb13o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38741713255http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38741713255Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:13:08 -0500<p>Anyone else hate Christmas? I have zero holiday cheer.</p> <p>January, please come faster.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38741487093http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38741487093Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:10:02 -0500scrooge<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/985bb4e4845c7ac97203504962ec701d/tumblr_mfjrn2IzNd1rstzpoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Derp.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38727867616http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38727867616Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:06:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a89edc1c3803ee804e6049b16750cc8a/tumblr_mfevdwk6jl1rstzpoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Driving around looking at xmas lights with Justine.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38512551180http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38512551180Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:39:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mataowKMvR1rz7z0po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38356346181http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38356346181Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:22:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/673cd93f3c6b1495ec215e6929eb4677/tumblr_mf8nk98SUY1rtjn2ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38258641849http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/38258641849Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:19:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5ey8npzH1rbraxfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37953923319http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37953923319Fri, 14 Dec 2012 22:04:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23ec213a54d5c77c0f02aca4dbfea2bd/tumblr_mez3hv3yHF1rstzpoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My tips for unpacking. A) dump everything on floor. B) cry.</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37831699501http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37831699501Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:13:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/629ac80de4d904e3f10b8e263e76d79e/tumblr_mexcr0Hymk1rstzpoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Have mercy! (at 45 Miles From Chicago)</p>http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37790903678http://bitchymcwhore.tumblr.com/post/37790903678Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:41:20 -0500road tripgoing home